I found a jar of mayonnaise in the kitchen sink today.

I found a jar of mayonnaise in the kitchen sink today.

Didn't ask

can it get any more boring?

I am intrigued. Do you know what it was doing in the sink?

@FinishMySentence

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Today is Cinco de Mayo !

I think I shall celebrate your find with my third-most-favorite beverage. The first is coffee. The second is agua. The third will be in plentiful supply today.

@KNIGHT_c4 said in #1:
> I found a jar of mayonnaise in the kitchen sink today.
I found two.

That's sign of bad luck.

It's actually from a Randy Newman song.

That's weird, my door was ajar this morning !. :).